i'm signing you up for texting rehab
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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