super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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