So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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