Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Randomize
