Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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