id be glad to
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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