I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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