U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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