and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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