Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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