Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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