found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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