Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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