He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I look better un-naked...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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