I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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