we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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