you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
A+ Viking dick
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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