drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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