it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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