yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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