Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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