dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Operation Purity has been aborted
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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