absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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