How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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