these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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