why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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