Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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