Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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