I CAN MOONWALK!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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