Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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