It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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