i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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