For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
