I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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