i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
