But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
