i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I have fence marks all over my body
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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