Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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