Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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