No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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