NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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