We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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