You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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