How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
i out mim tonsoeep
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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