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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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