party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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