Jerry, you need to find god
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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