girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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