And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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