She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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