Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
