was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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