We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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