Dual....:-)
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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