Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
