oh god the rape fog is back!
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
We're too hungover to prance.
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