Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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