I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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