then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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